Our rock-bottom offering, because why splurge when you can slum it with us?
This unisex heavy cotton Tee is as basic as your ex’s apologies—comfy enough for couch marathons or pretending you’re at a “semi-formal” gathering. It’s got that classic fit that says, “I tried… ish,” perfect for adults who claim to appreciate “quality and style” but really just need something to hide the stains. Eco-conscious? Sure, it’s ethically sourced cotton, so you can pat yourself on the back while we chuckle at your virtue signaling. Great for gifting to that friend who “has everything” except taste—birthdays, holidays, or just because you’re cheap like us.
Product features (or lack thereof)
- Shoulder tape: Because without it, this thing might unravel faster than your New Year’s resolutions.
- Seamless tubular knit: Cuts down on waste, unlike your impulse buys.
- Ribbed collar: Stretches just enough to forgive your laundry sins.
- Strong, smooth cotton: Prime for printing our janky logo, holds up okay if you’re gentle.
- Ethically sourced: We’re not monsters… mostly.
Care instructions
- Bleach? Non-chlorine only, if you must play chemist.
- Iron? Ha, no—wrinkles add character.
- Dryclean? Dream on, fancy pants.
- Wash: Cold, like your heart after buying this.
- Dry: Low heat, or just air it out and hope.
Customers click “buy” anyway. We’re as surprised as you are.
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